14 June 2026

Avril Lavigne's Uncooked Chocolate Cookies

 In the early 2010's, Avril Lavigne was a guest on Rachael Ray's former TV show. Avril made her "uncooked chocolate cookies," which are essentially just a no-bake oat cookie. Ray's website associated with the show is no longer online and consequently the recipe webpage has evaporated. Thankfully I copied down the plain text of the recipe back in 2014 and printed it off--great for historical documentation regarding a token of Avril Lavigne history.

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup vegetable shorting [in the modern era, just use vegan butter]
  • 1/2 cup soy milk
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 3 cups rolled oats
  • 1/2 cups plus 1 tablespoon unsweetened baking cocoa
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • Pinch of salt [in the original episode, Avril did not add the pinch of salt; it was Ray who insisted on the addition]
  • 1 cup shredded unsweetened coconut (thinly shredded)

Preparation:

In a large pot, mix together shortening, soy milk and sugar, and bring to a boil. Remove from heat and add rolled oats, baking cocoa, vanilla, salt, and coconut. Mix together and spoon onto wax paper.



01 February 2026

2025 National Drive Electric Week LEAFlet

Seven years ago today, I paid off Little Leaf's auto loan. I've always thought it was an incredible feat to satisfy a five-year auto loan in just a bit more than 500 days. Here's to that memory.

My local Drive Electric Week event in 2025 was once again in Iowa City. I designed my LEAFlets (can't do that with a Tesla, ha ha) with a deep blue background accompanied by white text. I thought it looked spectacular on the screen in Word. Once it was printed, the blue was darker than I anticipated. In some lighting it looked more of a blue-purple than a navy. I had the deliverables printed at Staples on their "Heavy Gloss Cover" (110lb; heavyweight, slight gloss finish). Originally I was going to trim them down to the black boarder, but then I decided to leave about 0.25" of margin around the perimeter. I appreciate the spontaneous idea because I believe the white perimeter a substantial update in presentation. I then used my Sun-Star Kadomaru Pro 3-Way Corner Cutter to further polish the paper with 8mm roundness. Exceptional! I've grayed out the background in the below PDF to replicate what it looked like in person.

01 January 2026

Welcome 2026

 


"Coffee on New Year Day?"

"Of course. Don Francisco is delicious."

"Is that the machine printed cobalt and cream botanical tessellation teacup from the Wendy Summers luncheon collection at Tommie Tacoma?"

"Nope. This is the hand painted blue and white floral motif coffee mug from the Marlo Thomas dinnerware collection at Williams Sonoma."

"What's the significance of the drink on the right?

"This cup and saucer pair came from the 2022 estate liquidation of Queen Elizabeth II. How regal!"

"Really?"

"That's how the story goes."

14 February 2025

 "Don't ever lose your ambition or give up your dreams. And always wear your galoshes."

Marlo Thomas, as Ann Marie. ("That Girl!" 1969. S3E26.)

04 December 2024

National Drive Electic Week 2024

*Sophisticated whirl of an electric in the background.* This post might be late to the party... yet here it is! This year, I attended NDEW once again in Iowa City. The morning started out a bit chilled in the sixties and then warmed up into the seventies. I arrived in my new navy-blue suit with my LEAF decked out in the solid-white seat covers I bought a few months prior. The LEAFlet I prepared for my electric was similar in objective as 2023--Q&A based rather than data overload. This year I decided to literally not cut corners because I designed the LEAFlet to be a basic rectangle with squared corners, instead of rounded. 

In previous years, I tired reproducing the otherwise brilliant Morning Sky Blue color of my LEAF to be the primary color of the LEAFlet. Well dear reader, the color is just too iconic to reproduce in Microsoft Word so I'll give my recommendation to admire the electric in person. For 2024, I decided to standardize the blue hue of the LEAFlet and choose the "light blue" color available in the standard color selection in Word. I'm using the variant when Office 2013 - 2022 is selected as the document's color pallet. This would otherwise be RGB (0,176,240).

In 2023, I tried replicate Morning Sky Blue by using the color picker tool in Microsoft Paint on stock images of the LEAF. Good idea, but not good results. I, somehow, arrived at a color code of RGB (95,153,174) and used this in the final product. Now, while designing the LEAFlet on the computer, that color code looked... acceptable at time, however, holding the printed document next to the vehicle itself clearly says "This isn't a match, Sir." The bizarre part is that the standard light blue used for 2024 was a better match, despite not being exact. I unfortunately overwrote the 2022 LEAFlet document when I made the 2023 version because I thought I wouldn't need to consult past versions. Historically, it would have been nice to revisit since it captured a point in time of how I wanted to represent my LEAF. I'm thinking 2022 had a white background, with the content headers in blue. Rounded edges. I have these printed on 110lbs cardstock and then trim them to size myself.

Participating in NDEW opens the opportunity to receive a swag bag, which has been sponsored by Nissan over my years of attendance. The ARIYA is Nissan's current candy. 2024 entailed a Spot X Bluetooth finder, ARIYA sticker, a stick of SPF 30 sunscreen, a 100% cotton black towel (~16"x24") with the ARIYA logo stitched in the center (the material reminds me of the carpet floor mats in my LEAF), all housed within a black cross chest bag with the ARIYA logo and side view of the SUV. On behalf of the LEAF, a 2024 LEAF SV PLUS (highest trim) is less expensive starting at $36,190 than the $39,590 base of ARIYA ENGAGE. Of course, they attract different audiences... although the LEAF is the one who's locked in as being the leading environmentally-friendly affordable family vehicle. ;).


12 June 2024

 "One of the things that just makes me crazy is when I order tea and I'm handed a cup full of hot water and a tea bag on the side. No. That's inhumane. I can't. It haunts me. So today I'm gonna teach you how to make a cup of tea in just 20 short steps."

Miss Coco Peru

20 October 2023

 "Slow and steady wins the race, fast and furious will lead you to mistakes. If speeding was the answer to our dilemmas, then why do the 'Fast & Furious' movies take so long? Marlo Thomas, as Ann Marie, accomplishes more in 23 minutes than Vin Diesel does in 90 minutes."

Myself

22 April 2023

Electric Vehicle Poetry by ChatGPT

Electric cars, the future's at hand,
Their engines hum with a silent grace,
A vision bright, across the land.

Their batteries charged by renewable brand,
Their power clean, with no toxic trace,
Electric cars, the future's at hand.

No more the fumes that pollute the strand,
No more the oil that we must replace,
A vision bright, across the land.

With eco-friendliness, they take a stand,
Their energy harnessed with utmost space,
Electric cars, the future's at hand.

They're efficient, swift, and grand,
A quiet ride that's an effortless chase,
A vision bright, across the land.

Let us embrace this change so grand,
A world that's green and free of waste,
Electric cars, the future's at hand,
A vision bright, across the land.

Penned by ChatGPT. 
Prompt: Please write a villanelle about electric vehicles.

14 March 2023

 "Pi is an irrational number like e or the square root of 2, so it can't be expressed as a fraction of two whole numbers since its decimal representation is an infinite string of digits with no repeating product that goes on for ever and ever, and nobody knows where it ends... because it doesn't."

 - Danica McKellar

23 December 2022

Interviewer: "What is the most delicious thing you have to share with us?"

France "Don't be afraid of trials. You must not fear life. You must always think that when awful things are happening to you, you're gonna take from it something that will help you grow and it's going to become 'positive.' That everything [that happens to you] is useful for moving forward, to understand, and to grow [in life]. And that trials are, of course, very hard to live with, and you have also lived through some, so you know what I'm talking about. They are here to push us ahead."

- France Gall, 02 August 1992